Like a Dead Squirrel

Overheard these details about someone last week: She chewed cloves to cover up the smell of gin. The gin also raised her blood pressure, and she ate whole garlic cloves to bring it back down. When she woke up in the morning, her husband said she smelled like a dead squirrel.

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