Overheard these details about someone last week: She chewed cloves to cover up the smell of gin. The gin also raised her blood pressure, and she ate whole garlic cloves to bring it back down. When she woke up in the morning, her husband said she smelled like a dead squirrel.
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M. David Hornbuckle is the author of the novel The Fireball Brothers, which will be published by Livingston Press in April 2019. It is his third book. He is also a musician and songwriter, as well as the founding editor of the literary magazine Steel Toe Review. He lives in Birmingham, Alabama. View all posts by mdavidhornbuckle