He is a teacher and a student.
He is a bad poet and a mediocre guitarist.
He is an expert at saying something awkward about you to a third party just as you walk into the room.
He is not very good at eating leftovers.
He is a decent mixologist.
He is prone to impulsive and erratic behavior.
He likes noisy music and wears noisy shirts.
If you ask him what the M stands for he’ll tell you it stands for Mississippi–Mississippi David Hornbuckle, like the 80-year old blues man that he sometimes thinks he is on the inside.
He is lying to you right now.